the forum warriors

[Eonwe]

heres my clan, its called the forum warriors. we're going to post on this message board about how great our clan is, but ultimately, we aren't going to play, and even if we did we'd be bad.

well thats myc lan who wants to join

 

[Tumbla]

You can join all the other spammers

 

[Eonwe]

well this was my first ever post, so im guessing you didn't mean i'm a spammer. that must mean the Spammers are a legit faction or something? who is their guild leader

 

[DrunkRussianBear]

You can join all the other spammers

Spammers are no fun, Mod team is always watching.

 

[Eonwe]

Spammers are no fun, Mod team is always watching.

thank you. as a forum warrior, that makes me feel safe since this will primarily be where I wage war

 

[Backhack]

heres my clan, its called the forum warriors. we're going to post on this message board about how great our clan is, but ultimately, we aren't going to play, and even if we did we'd be bad.

well thats myc lan who wants to join

I'm here to throw insults your way, because your fictional forum group may call into question the validity my fictional forum group, for a game that hasn't been released yet. I'll do so by acting condescending and insinuate your post is without content, all the while making a post that is without content.

 

[Hommando]

Hello, I am here to offer my services as the loremaster in your clan. I have a long history with the online scalekin roleplay community and have written over 500 anime fanfictions in many genres. I ask to be paid exclusively in Sad Panda credits, PM for details.

 

[PsyonicReaver]

This is the kind of group I can get behind. Sign me up. Which faction are we joining so we can talk smack about the other faction?

IMHO Empire for life.

 

[coupedeville]

I wish to join your forum warrior group and be a commando who shines a light on the bad ideas that people want to bring to this game. Sort of like a knight that shines a light into the dark recesses of gamers who want weird and dumb things from video games. A white knight if you will. Yes, that is what I want to do.

 

[Eonwe]

welcome aboard, all 3 of you. we could change our name to Forum (the) Warriors so our clan tag could be FTW

 

[PsyonicReaver]

I much enjoy this discourse about our name. Very FTW indeed.

 

[awfulcitizen]

heres my clan, its called the forum warriors. we're going to post on this message board about how great our clan is, but ultimately, we aren't going to play, and even if we did we'd be bad.

well thats myc lan who wants to join

This sounds like the type of clan I would precisely join, because:

a) I suck at real gaming
b) forums pvp is what I am good at.
c) I'd follow EonweGuildLeader anywhere

 

[Nuclearmonkee]

this is extremely my siht

Just need a cringy multipage org charter and i really think FTW can go places and pierce all forums barriers

 

[Forge]

The first rule of this clan is you have to sign all your posts.







-Forge

 

[BurtLington]

hello

i w oudl like to join this org as master of the computers

- burt lington (computer master)

 

[Backhack]

I demand all major decisions be decided by a friendly game of unfriendly UNO.

 

[BurtLington]

will there be democrantic elections?

the right honourable gentleman from beep boop has the floor

 

[Adadad]

Is recruitment still open? I wish to be a part of something greater and this seems like a good place to help fight the good fight. As a survivor of the 2016 meme wars I feel I could help contribute to dominating the forum even if we do not actually purchase or play the game.

-Adadad

 

[No_talent]

Hello I am a a machine operated by several small animals that surely would perish in the cold vacuum of space but, will wage ceaseless (until I am bored) war from the comfort of my human body machine on the true battlefields of internet forums. Please accept my offer or I will be forced to take this matter to the private messanger system.

-No_talent, mostly varmints.

 

[computer_error]

Is this the right place?